This is My army. Where only the Best of the worst are accepted and All comply to my training regiments. These following soldiers are Allies. Kinda Like Metal slug 7 Where you have Marco, whos in liek every game and stuff. And then, like. All the other people. In Any Even THESE are my soldiers.


ColonelBen:
The Squads 2nd Commander. Best at using annoying tactits that force enemies to give up or get angry.

ZanEternal:
The Squads Armory. He suplies us with The Guns, the Knifes, Ammo, Grenades, and Hershy Smores Bars and Caprisun.

PinkCrazyXime:
The Squads Mad woman. Shes Like Rambo But without the Facial Hair and lackign a Penis and sad puupy dog eyes. She is also my squads personal Comedy artist.

ilovenoone993:
She dosent like shooting people so she brings us ammo and food and Laffy taffies with joke wrappers.

narutoxsasuke42:
The Squads Deffense tactic coordinator. She gets people to listen because she also has her many demons inside of her and knows how tomake shoes worse then the guns we use. Shes scary man D:>

SilentUmbreon:
My Squads Combat coordinator. He refuses to use Guns and would rather breaks necks and bones like Tony Jaa did in The Protector. Its also better off to watch him do these things then pay to watch Jet Li do them in over complicated movies.

WolfTwilight:
The Squads Veteran. he's Seen it all. Heas heard it all, and according to teh bathroom roumors, hes drunk it all too. Hes the squads plam coordinator in the event that enemy forces use old tacticts that may seem impossible to counter.

Dudezor:
The squads log writter. He records all information on ememy locations and of previous and upcoming battle for our new book entitled "The last team standing" Will be available at Amazon.com among other books nobody wants. Is till recomend it (I need a Wii ppl.)

My Mom:
The Squads "Special Weapon". When Released the Squad Flees and watches as she Burns the enemies alive.

Me:
I am the Squads Head commander. My job is to deliver the punch lines, to Ensure my soldiers to their best and to grope the females during battle and say, "Is this really somethign to argue about this?" And then dissapear after the wars over. I also hide in the closet where officer ZanEternal keeps the smores bars because I like chalkolot. Its is also my duty to Die last among the group.

This Next Mission Squad, Defeat the dead bitch Aubries squad and throw them into a dirty river! (dosent say charge0 OBJECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! D<